97OldGrounder's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sams school]

Ok, honestly, I'm just gonna go to Sams School 2 instead.

[I'm Outta Here (Game Jam Edition)]

"420/69". - Other Reviews

Edit: So I was confused on why CarpetBakery reacted despite me assuming he dosen't care about this game that much considering he made in 9 months ago...then realized he must have saw this whilst updating the game and figured it was to good oppurnity. But I will remember this day CarpetBakery reacted to my review...paradoying reviews.

CarpetBakery responds:

Although I released this game a while ago, I still log in every day and read every review! I always enjoy seeing stuff about the random dumb numberpad easter egg

[Horrific Confinement 3]

Hey, ima quickly say this: It's NOT Bugged. The bug I think is actually people getting confused at the beginning. (SPOILER ALER COMING)
- You have to drag the plunger to the weird water tube thing to get the janitor, then take his key and use it on the lock.
I belive people are not thinking outside of the box and complaining about how "items dont work". Overall, good game, kinda dislike it's shortness though, and its kinda unresolved ending.

LGDXI responds:

Yes, I perfectly agree! I was tired of the game and that’s why it was so short. I grow tired of any project if I’m working on it for more than 2 months, because I work quickly. I get bored. And I just learned clickteam fusion, I wanted to use that. But I 100% agree with what you said, and it’s possible, very unlikely, but possible I may extend it in the future

[Pico VS Peter The Ant 3D]

SMASHA DE ANTE!!!!

[Get Me Outta Here 2]

even more humor

SpiderDiamond responds:

even less humor

[Pico's School]

Alien goth kids have brutally murdered your friends aka THE ENTIRE SCHOOL in Columbine v2! However, somehow, YOU turn out to be the only one alive. So, now witnessing the...horrid...demise of all your classmates...it's of to go save the school, DESPITE EVERYONE BEING DEA- I'm ignoring these plot holes now. So, you proceed to solve a lack of puzzles, say some obvious dialogue, and also become obsessed with guns while trapping a guy with desks, decapitating a perv in the female's restroom (really tom?!??!), and finally shooting of your classmate's pe- just go play the game for yourself.

[Drink It, Draw It]

My life has devoted to playing a 1 level game where I help someone eat soup whilst making a soup drawing as a soup assigment to an art class not associted to soup in 30 seconds in a soup room whilst buying soup. Soup Soup Soup Soup.

[Detective Sir Biscuit]

I can't believe it....I'm actually giving a 0/5 to a DeathTiger0 game. From the guy who brings us awesome point and click adventure games, this is virtually the WORST one. Here's why:
- Big Oversight:
The game's point is to find clues and items, use them logically to rule out suspects, and eventually click "I know who did it!", which you then chose the culprit. However, an oversight you had was that you DIDNT limit when you can do this. So, I did it at the beginning for some reason, and just mindlessly clicked everyone til I got the guy...which makes the whole game pointless!
- Bad Advertising:
The game mentions it's not an adventure game, more of a detective game. However, did you know that adventure games and detective games are very similar? Both involve you looking for clues/items which you use to rule out suspects/solve puzzles in which you get the endgoal of catching the culprit/solving a problem. Just a nitpick I had.
- Dry Gameplay:
Similar to my rant on School Run by dnasman, I feel this game is dry. It doesn't have the same charm as the previous games. There's barley any humorous things, like the original ones, there's little gameplay, with like, only 1 or 2 items as I'm aware (and as mentioned earlier, you can beat the game in 10 seconds by randomly clicking the suspects). Because of this, it wasn't really fun.
- Final Thoughts
So yeah. This game sucks. The art visuals and concept were good, despite it being botched badly. I actually do not recommend this. Yeah. Luckilly, this was one of the many few blotches on DT0's legacy, and I'm sure he's realized that he was kinda dimwitted when he was coding this. ..especially the IKWDI button.

[Lead the School]

Oh look, it was that Scratch game!