97OldGrounder's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FART ESCAPE]

This was actually somewhat enjoyable 0_0

[Alien Infection]

Pretty solid game. Did start to rage at 60+, and rage even more at 90+, but I still managed to infect him and most likely destroy the world.

[Heart Surgery]

The person who made this....didn't try.
1. Through out the game a reparative "BOING BOING" sound effect plays, which distracted me.
2. Many glitches, for example, when it told me to connect the tube, I accidently cut instead. Then I continued cutting and couldn't even advance!
3. JOHN LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GIRL!
4. Oddly happy go lucky tone for a game about saving someone's life.
5. No penalties for mistakes. I thought the "BOING BOING" was penalty, but it wasn't.
6. Carbon copy of A10's "Operate Now: Heart Surgery"!
7. How is surgery rated "Everyone"?

[Bleed for Speed]

I like how everyone else is talking about the game but is no one gonna be concerned about this person's circulatory system? I mean, the heart beats every 5 seconds, which is way too slow, and there is a handful of blood clots everywhere! Jokes aside, pretty good game.

[Zack Quest.]

Good in concept, flawed in execution.
WHY ITS FLAWED IN EXECUTION:
- Low quality artwork.
- Too short.
- Too easy.
WHY ITS GOOD IN CONCEPT:
- A guy going to find an energy ball to get eternal life is a pretty good and creativity premise,
albeit cliché though..

BRUHMAAAAN responds:

yeah its easy,but its just like a training for me,future games are gonna be better
and also this is based in the animation so thats why the art is like this

[vic school (riddle school fan game)]

Yoo

[Dont say the N-Word!!!]

This is ironically fun but it was to stupid.

[Bowsette Gives Birth]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Find the "N-Word"]

im not even playing