Total Medals Earned: 446 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,500 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/12 (170/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (205/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 9/9 (275/275 points)
WINNER
you lose too many time
this man is a goat of thumbness
dunkin
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/140 points)
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode