97OldGrounder's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Good Morning Part 2]

It was ingenious to make this into two parts. By the end of part one I went (like most people):

"HOLY SHIT WHAT'S GOING ON?!" And then your regular viewers had to wait an entire year for part two...only for the most comical resolution compared to what would've implied a dark story.

..but there WAS still a story! Here's what I'm getting at [Keep in mind I've been watching these animations out of order and haven't watched all yet sooooo]

So that piggy bank in that 2016 Piggy Bank animation clearly was up to some devious things, but keep in mind- it was pink, not gray. Then in "Future Danger!", that guy who farted constantly (forgot his name) told us piggy banks would rule the world. Interesting...

And then in "Play Ball" there was a comment about Tom losing his piggy bank, which I just thought was an offhand comment. And now, apparently, Piggy Banks are leaving dangerous boomerangs on our doorsteps.

"What?" definitely summarized my thoughts afterwards...but now..it's CLEAR what's happening! Clearly the gray piggy bank was the piggy bank Tom lost, and it's trying to frame Tom for causing chaos in the town! He planted that boomerang, knowing something like this would happen. And that gray piggy bank is actually in a relationship with that pink piggy bank. Together, they will recruit ALL of the piggy banks of this world, until they take it over!! WE HAVE TO DESTROY ALL PIGGY BANKS NOW!! INSANE!!!

What do you mean I'm the insane one?

ShaeGuy responds:

I have to admit, I never had anyone be this dedicated to my content lore in general. I’m glad that you’re enjoying my stuff. As for your theory in the end, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next. ;)

[Play Ball!]

That pouch looks small enough that it could contain only balls.

Golf balls, to be precise.

[Do you think Tom ever found the piggy bank?]

ShaeGuy responds:

Probably not. But yeah, good to see you enjoying my content. lol

[Chili & Crackers]

i like how everyone in this town looks and acts like they live right next to a mutant river

[How to get Girls!!]

Interesting advice, I will test my luck at high school!

5/10/25 - Update: So, it worked. I got so much attention from the girls! It was mainly disgusted faces for some reason, but I'll continue.

6/4/25 - Update #2: Well, they kicked me out of school and now I'm in a mental hospital. Huh...time to test your epic tips out with the counselors!

7/2/25 - Update #3: IT WORKED FOR REAL!!! A woman is now putting me on some bed with straps and is sending me away somewhere. I heard something about "executation", which I'm gonna assume is an innuendo. I'm in for a ride! Thanks for your advice, Gary Wacky!

[A Motivational Animation!]

this animation made me motivated, and i finally finished the things i needed to get done!

now i'm motivated to call a pysch ward

[Too Bright!]

Turns out trusting Gary with the controller wasn't a bright idea.

In-fact, he was quite dim-witted this episode.

ShaeGuy responds:

Hehe, "bright" idea.

[Sue Storm is TOO THICC!!!]

asshat.

[Cannonball]

The next day, the pool was closed so they could "resupply" water.

[ZONE OF TERROR]

wait this is a horror animation? this literally happens to me everytime i try to watch tv

[STACK IT]

apart of me is disturbed by the fact i cant tell if those are black hole eyes or empty nostrils